Mia drew this picture
for of me. As a witch. Then she made me sign it, Witch.
If for some reason you can’t decipher her excellent penmanship, allow me to translate:
1. Cook dinner (*Zach’s our resident chef)
2. Give wine Mommy (*this implies that I drink a lot of wine, which I most certainly do not, but I’m not going to turn down a glass either.)
3. Give dinner boy (*it’s unclear which boy gets fed while the other goes hungry)
4. Don’t forget TV (*I can’t tell you what this means)
5. Wash dishes (*amen!)
Man, I love this girl.